Now conservatives are going ape shit over Obama’s choice of mustard for a burger. Apparently its too treasonous and French-like to ask for Grey Poupon. Even though Grey Poupon is not French – its made by Kraft Foods here in America using mustard from the great white north and white wine from right here in New York State (kosher, at that).

To recap – Barack Obama went to a mom & pop burger joint and ordered a burger* with American-made condiments, and that’s what the 12 conservatives left in the country spent all day hyperventilating about.

*Medium-well – WTF is up with that?