Paul Duey, who let his dog off its leash at Transmitter Park one recent afternoon, claimed it was only fair for dogs to have an open space to play as well as humans… [He] acknowledged that the law prohibited dogs playing off-leash after 9 a.m. in parks and from playing on Transmitter’s grass.

But, you know, fuck the law. Rather than get involved with any one of the many groups fighting for more open space in Greenpoint and Williamsburg, just let Fido have the run of the one nice park to get built in Greenpoint in 75 years.