Call 911?

If 311 isn’t getting results, your building is moving and cracks are developing, it might be wise to call 911. You might want to get your possessions in order first, though, as its quite possible that when the DOB engineers finally do show up, you’ll have about 5 minutes to vacate.

Yes, this is seriously f-d up. As, it seems, is everything that involves 311 and DOB these days.